The Diva does Nails...

When Blake and I first got engaged I remember coming home from his house one night around 10 pm. I walked up the stairs yelling for my mom (because she's a night owl...she always goes to bed around 1 or 2 am).

She didn't respond.

So I opened the door of her bedroom only to find her overhead light on, sitting upright with a book in her hands, eyes closed and mouth open.

"MOMMM!!!!!! MOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!" I yelled...

I thought she was DEAD! My heart came out of my chest, I grabbed the phone to call 911 and completely went into panic mode. I shook her and yelled at her to wake up only to have her start laughing and talking jiberish to me...

She was on Ambien.

Thanks for taking 8 years off my life, Mom...

Well, last night we were looking through pictures and my step-dad, Bill said, "Oh my gosh...you have to see this picture I took of your mom painting her nails"

I didn't think anything of it...she always paints her nails...

A clear color that is.

So he pulled out his phone and said "How do you like those?"




I mean seriously, the Diva would NEVER paint outside the lines...nor would she EVER PAINT HER NAILS PINK!!! Please just look at her 4th finger...have you ever seen anyone over the age of 8 paint their nails so terrible?!

I should have gotten her a gift certificate to Nail Envy for Christmas...

I've never laughed so hard, and I haven't stopped since he told me. Just thinking of her painting her nails on ambien is too much for me to even handle...God help us all.

Merry Christmas Eve from Flemming Isle, Florida!!! ;)