The Diva has landed...

And look how much baggage she brought. And she's staying for four days.

But I have a better story than that...

I wish I could paint the picture for you of what actually happened when she stepped off the plane...

I parked the car, walked up to the gate and spotted her coming down the escalator. I waved obnoxiously, squeeled and yelled "hurry hurry!!" She waved obnoxiously back, yelled "I'm comin'!!" and started to increase her walk to a light jog towards me.

I can only hope what happened after this was caught on a security tape...

As she got about 10 feet from me she started to lose her balance. Don't worry she regained her composure...annnnnnd Oh Wait!! (insert LOUD crashing sound)...

There was my mom...stomach to floor of the airport floor. I'm talking her hands were fully extended in front of her...it was as if she had just slid into home plate-full form.

I immediately fell to the ground laughing. There we sat on the floor of the airport DYING laughing, and she looked at me and said..."Well, the Diva has definitely landed!"

Now we're laying in bed...crying laughing all over again, and she's taking pain medicine that's probably never been FDA approved...



And the weekend begins...